Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese k humko net se download kiya h.

Foreigner,

"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"

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smarts answer by our santa

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Santa:

"Before 8 p.m. Kashmir, After 8 p.m.- Whiskey Key Glass Mein !

don't worry saav ok sokey ho jyaga

Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.



kiske gb me app block hai?

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

8 Common lines after getting drunk..

1. tu mera bhai hai..

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2. Gaadi main chalauga..

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3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha hu!

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4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!

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5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha hu!

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6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye!

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7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!
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The best one
8. Kal se daru Band...

no mention please
ok sweet dreams

: shy :
: shy2 :

ok tau party do

dukan aj dil supplie kaar raha hai kiya
kaise hon?

dukan ah gaya

kiya do Navine

naveen happy mownin

naveen

me apko gb peh msg kaar doongi ok

ultimatly smilie code ke dukan neh smilie use kei

me khush ho gayi

naven

ok tc stay safe and happy