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Good morning ">http://www.desicomments.com/dc3/01/197574/197574.jpg" border="0"/> TIME & SMILE ARE TWO CRUCIAL THINGS IN IN LIFE . . SOME TIMES TIME MAKES US TO FORGET SMILE & SOME TIMES SOME ONES SMILES MAKE US TO FORGET TIME . ">http://www.desicomments.com/dc1/08/133250/133250.jpg" border="0"/> keep smilling
Thanks 4 visit my profile , Good morning ">http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/04a397b4d6e97eb35e8aebfeaa532e27.jpg" border="0"/> WE MEET BY CHANCE & TURNED IN TO FRIENDS & NOW OUR DESTINY KEEP US CLOSE TO EACH OTHER MAKING OUR FRIENDSHIP GROW MORE WITH THE PASSING TIME...... ARE FRIEND FOR LIFE TIME ! ! ! ">http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/71c8a24f989b26170c0ff17fe45abf79.gif" border="0"/> keep smilling
Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is.... ">http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Your-Wife-Wana-Kill-You.jpg" border="0"/>
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" So increase ur SMILE age ">http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley65.gif" border="0"/>
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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART, Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS, From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS Have a wonderful dream tonight? GOOD NIGHT