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We Are Often Let Down
By The Most Trusted
Person & Loved By The
Most Unexpected Ones …
Some Make Us Cry For
Things That We Haven’t
Done, While Some Other
Ignore All Our Faults Just
To See Our Smile …
Some Leave Us When We
Need Them The Most & Some
Stick Around To Us Even When
We Ask Them To Leave …
World Is A Mixture Of Such People …
We Just Need To
Know, Which Hand To Shake
& Which Hand To Hold … !!!
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•‿•~•~British:-Can you swim?
Pathan:-No
British:-Dog is better than you because he can swim.
Pathan:-Can you swim?
British:-Yes
Pathan:-Then what's different between you & dog.
smiling night
accha ab chines sikho
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)
1) Thats not right = = = = = Sum Ting Wong
2) Stupid man= = = = =Dum Fuk
3) Did yo go to the beach= = = = =Wai Yo So Tan
4) Its very dark in here= = = = =Wai So dim
5) I thought u were on a diet= = = = =Wai Yu Mun Ching
6) This is a two away zone= = = = =No Pah King
7) Our meeting is scheduled for next week= = = = =Wai Yu Kum Nao
8) He is washing his automobile= = = = =Wa Shing Ka
9) See me ASAP= = = = == = = = Kum Hia
10) Great= = = = == = = = =Fa Kin Su Pa
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (Must Read Out Loud)1) Thats not right = = = = = Sum Ting Wong
2) Stupid man= = = = =Dum Fuk
3) Did yo go to the beach= = = = =Wai Yo So Tan
4) Its very dark in here= = = = =Wai So dim
5) I thought u were on a diet= = = = =Wai Yu Mun Ching
6) This is a two away zone= = = = =No Pah King
7) Our meeting is scheduled for next week= = = = =Wai Yu Kum Nao
8) He is washing his automobile= = = = =Wa Shing Ka
9) See me ASAP= = = = == = = = Kum Hia
10) Great= = = = == = = = =Fa Kin Su Pa
accha baas karta hu
ye par k so jao
Lkg boy on his way to home with his mom,
saw a couple kissing on the road?
He suddenly shouted and said, look mom,
they are fighting for chewing gum.
DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..
1st message- lets break up now, its all over..
2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...
my pleasure
Larka:
"Dil ruba."
Larki:
"Balance bhijwa."
Larka:
"Paisay nahi."
Larki:
"Kaisay nahi?"
Larka:
"Mehangai hai."
Larki:
"Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai."
kaha chalu
accha dekho ye pad k danth nikalye h ya nhi
Sharmaji Interview Ke Liye Gaye......
Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuka Tha.
Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.
Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.
Sharmaji Ki Bari Aaya.
Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?
Sharmaji Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...
Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!
Sharmaji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...
Sharmaji's another deadly solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Interviewer:-Stupid
Sharmaji:- Sir one more Solution…
Take water in your hand
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP -TIP)
Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..
Sharmaji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna..
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”
Sharmaji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…
Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”
Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri sharma ji ko hee de do.
Sharma ji can sell anything...
accha dekho ye pad k danth nikalye h ya nhi
Sharmaji Interview Ke Liye Gaye......
Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuka Tha.
Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.
Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.
Sharmaji Ki Bari Aaya.
Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?
Sharmaji Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...
Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!
Sharmaji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...
Sharmaji's another deadly solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Interviewer:-Stupid
Sharmaji:- Sir one more Solution…
Take water in your hand
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP -TIP)
Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..
Sharmaji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna..
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”
Sharmaji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…
Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”
Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri sharma ji ko hee de do.
Sharma ji can sell anything...
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We are Human.
We are not Perfect.
We are Alive.
We try Things.
We make Mistakes.
We Stumble.
We fall.
We get Hurt.
We rise Again.
We try Again.
We keep Learning.
We keep Growing.
And....
We are thankful for
this priceless opportunity
called LifeDeath is not the
biggest fear we have;
Our biggest fear is taking
the risk to be alive
The risk to be alive and
express what we really areWe Are Born Without Anything
But We Die With Our Name...
So
That Name Must
Not Be A Word only,
It Must Be A
History....
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mere dimag ka khopri bilkul khali
areee y'r copy pest
ye last wala pad k muskra k so jao
Honn main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan.
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna padta hai mujhe,
apni wife jo sister kehna padta hai mujhe!
areee y'r copy pest
ye last wala pad k muskra k so jao
Honn main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan.
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna padta hai mujhe,
apni wife jo sister kehna padta hai mujhe!
dost teri dosti itni pyari,
teri dosti pe qurban zindagi sari.
Kya tujhe pyari nahin meri yari,
to chal ab good night bolne ki teri bari!
kuch nahi
may chala sone me..raat 1 bajgaya ...long day waits...
gn.sd.tc sabeen
may chala sone me..raat 1 bajgaya ...long day waits...
gn.sd.tc sabeen
aur bahoot kuch
pahle ye batao ye admi ye kia klarraha h
