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Its human tendency to run behind people whom we love and
neglect the ones who love us..
bcoz We r sure we’ll never loss them ….
strange bt very true…
..Good evening..
happy neeeew yeeeear..
Have a calm nd peaceful evng fr u dear..
Good Evng....!!
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Pleasant Morning...!
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings
new Life....
new blessings....
new hope.....!
Have a nice day....!
Hellow..
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Good evng..
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Nd hv a btfl nyt..
Good evng..
Nd hv a btfl nyt..
Good evng my frnd
Hai..how much brilliant u are..? Try to ans these Q s...
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. If you had three apples and fouroranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. How can you lift an elephant withone hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid
What Indian advertisements taught
me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more
important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every
dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use
deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of
phobias. You will be close to a
superman, if you drink these
regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical
cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk
without spreading it all over your face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi
makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and
daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20. Mutualfundinvestmentsaresub
jecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
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me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more
important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every
dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use
deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of
phobias. You will be close to a
superman, if you drink these
regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical
cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk
without spreading it all over your face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi
makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and
daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20. Mutualfundinvestmentsaresub
jecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
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